{"id":306,"date":"2004-12-18T12:24:57","date_gmt":"2004-12-18T19:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jameskovacs.com\/2004\/12\/18\/Twas+The+Night+Before+Longhorn"},"modified":"2004-12-18T12:24:57","modified_gmt":"2004-12-18T19:24:57","slug":"twas-the-night-before-longhorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/2004\/12\/18\/twas-the-night-before-longhorn\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Twas the Night Before Longhorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A re-write of&nbsp;the traditional Xmas story by Chris Anderson and Don Box:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pluralsight.com\/blogs\/dbox\/archive\/2004\/12\/17\/3956.aspx\">http:\/\/pluralsight.com\/blogs\/dbox\/archive\/2004\/12\/17\/3956.aspx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Non-technie spouses will just walk away shaking their heads as you chortle. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A re-write of&nbsp;the traditional Xmas story by Chris Anderson and Don Box: http:\/\/pluralsight.com\/blogs\/dbox\/archive\/2004\/12\/17\/3956.aspx Non-technie spouses will just walk away shaking their heads as you chortle. Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jameskovacs.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}